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Filipinos like the US better than Americans

This survey kind of surprised me since I’m a Filipino myself

http://www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/2/ 

so I have to ask, to my followers here who are from the US, what do you think of the Philippines? Or, at the very least, what do you know of it?



horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds 

hunts u down on the back of a cassowary

I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???

theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror

WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA

ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame
Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.
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Edit: So, being the Tumblr noob I am, I thought putting in the image using its URL would mean it was linked to that URL, thus crediting the original maker/where I found it. However, it hasn’t done that, so here’s a link to the blog by Tom Pride where I found this gem.

ickle-nellie-rose:

The Daily Mail Timeline of Shame

Seriously, I hate this piece of sh*t paper SO MUCH.

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Edit: So, being the Tumblr noob I am, I thought putting in the image using its URL would mean it was linked to that URL, thus crediting the original maker/where I found it. However, it hasn’t done that, so here’s a link to the blog by Tom Pride where I found this gem.

heichou-relatable:

#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT AVACADO

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew.

deport-bieber:

i will always relate to this on such a spiritual level